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Bangkok Massage Parlors

When in Bangkok, there’s no dearth of activities to take part in. The “City of Angels”, as it is fondly called by the locals, offers something for everyone. However, when you mention Bangkok, there are a few things that spring to your mind first. And among these are the famous Bangkok massage parlors. Paying a visit to one of the many massage parlors for the perfect end to your day’s activities is a favorite with many tourists and locals alike.

For the first time visitor to one of these massage parlors, it’s often asked: “When do I get there?” What’s the best time to visit these massage parlors - is it after midnight, or perhaps early in the afternoon? In general, the best time is between 5 - 6 pm, as that’s the time when you get to see the maximum number of girls in the “fish tank” or “fish bowl”. 

However, there are exceptions. Different establishments may have different timings. So it’s perhaps a good idea to call up the authorities at the parlor of your choice, and ask for the best time. The best models (even those featuring on the covers of the local Penthouse magazines) are available during these “best times”. You surely don’t want to miss out on an opportunity to let them be at your service.

It’s worthwhile to remember that most of the massage parlors close at 1 am. So their last call would be at around 11 pm. However, like always, you can also find parlors that remain open 24 hours.

Many look upon Bangkok massage parlors as the ultimate entertainment experience in this exciting city. If you have not tried it, you ought to, at least once. Most massage parlors in Bangkok observe a similar operating procedure. Upon entering the parlor, you will be ushered into a reception area where you get to meet a bevy of attractive young girls in a glass gallery. This gallery has a nickname - the “fish bowl”, based on its resemblance with one. Help yourself to a drink if you like while you admire the ‘exhibits’.

And then, you make your choice.

Once you have decided on your girl (or two), just beckon the manager and tell him the number. The girl you have picked will be brought out to greet you, and have a drink with you, or just head up to the private room.

In the room, you can choose to order another drink and one for the girl, from the tea lady. Have a quick chat if you are similarly inclined, and get on with the business of pleasure. Depending on the option that you have chosen, you will first be treated to a sudsy bath, or, if you have chosen the body massage, you will receive the rubber mattress treat. At a massage parlor, two’s often better than one. Opt for two girls and ask for a “sandwich” massage. It’s an extremely pleasurable option that you will remember for long.